More stupidity ensues as CJ and Bernard churn out another off-topic, meandering, disgraceful episode of Criterion Club. The boys don’t go over Criterion’s September releases at all, instead talking about classic movies they don’t love and playing a “game” in which Bernard tests the validity of CJ’s “Dastardly Dissenter” moniker (which Bernard himself gave him). Also, for some reason, they about the Electronic Entertainment Expo and what games they would put in a video game version of the Criterion Collection.

What were you expecting?

To the disgust of true film snobs across the globe, CJ and Bernard have once again eluded cancellation, returning for the fifth installment of Criterion Club! Wondering what new Criterion discs are coming out in May? Wondering why Bernard got fired as host? Never seen Krzysztof Kieslowski’s The Double Life of Veronique and wonder if it’s any good? Daydreaming about what some of CJ and Bernard’s fantasy Criterion releases could be? How many more questions could I possibly ask? What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?!

All this and more on the brand-spankin’ new edition of…CRITERION CLUB!!!

Returning to corrupt your computer screen with our boundless arrogance and ignorance, CJ and I bring you the third installment of Criterion Club, in which we discuss Criterion’s January 2015 releases, CJ’s brand new Jacques Tati box set (jealous), CJ’s impressions of Seven Samurai, Videodrome, Blow Out, exploding monacles, and much more! Kick up your feet and listen to us geek out about some of the best movies in the world, and join in on the conversation in the comments section below!

Because their self-involvement knows no end, Bernard and CJ have found another excuse to grace your computer and mobile screens with their mangy mugs to talk about the Criterion Collection in the inexplicable second installment of Criterion Club.

In this month’s episode, your woefully underprepared hosts discuss Criterion’s freshly-announced December releases, Bernard embarrasses himself by butchering the name of a great actress, CJ embarrasses himself by admitting to only having seen one Kurosawa film and, overwhelmed by the deluge of shame and guilt, they manage to pass the humiliation along to a third party…

Criterion Club #2

In the first episode of Criterion Club, Bernard and CJ discuss upcoming Criterion Collection releases, their recent CC purchases, and Bernard shares a story about his love for the CC that’ll probably piss off his wife.

Criterion Club #1